Hairdryers make people look smarter.

He personally engaged his fans in his music and the show. He was happy to be there, and I don’t think I can remember being told thank you for coming so many times at a concert. Some of the brooding, aloof rock bands that I have paid a lot of money to see could take lesson here.

Here lies “solutions” and “branding.”

Give my regards to Shanghai.

He thinks he can, he thinks he can…

Pass the Kool-Aid, ’cause I’m a-drinkin’.

Can I minor in blogging?

Bah-da-bah-bah-bah. I’m not even slightly in the least bit lovin’ it.

Welcome to the Big Top.

I’ll be back. (Probably not, but I couldn’t help saying that.)